Chickens
Q: What do you call a joke book for chickens?
A: A yolk book!

Elephant
Q: What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds?
A: An elephant with hiccups!

Elephant
Q: What's as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?
A: An elephant's shadow!

Football Coach
Q: Why did the football coach walk into the telephone store?
A: He needed a receiver.

Son and Father
Father; "And what will you do when you grow up to be as big as me?"
Small son: "Diet."

Son and Mother
Mother: So what have you learned on your first day at high school?
Son: Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow.

Cinderella
Q: Why did Cinderella get dropped from the football team?
A: She ran away from the ball.